On today’s menu is some lovely “Blue Dream” from a club,
which I have chosen to leave anonymous on account of this semi-positive review.
This is a site for medicine, not dispensary reviews.
First I will give you the bad news and get it out of the
way. Sadly, this specimen was mislabeled according to my professional opinion.
The budtender at this particular haunt has even admitted to me that she
frequently puts the wrong lids on the wrong jars by accident. While it appears
slightly like Blue Dream I have seen in the past, it smells nothing of the
sort. The hybrid Blue Dream, should be very fruity in smell. The compact,
silver dollar size nuggets I received, smelled distinctly of our good friend UK
Cheese (or derivatives thereof.) For those of you not lucky enough to enjoy
this, the smell is quite literally cheesy with a taste to match.
Onto the good news, despite the name mix up, this was some
relatively effective medicine. I received multiple reports from real patients
who tried this same product, all were positive with claims of it helping with
specific conditions such as, Attention Deficient Disorder, depression and lack
of sex drive. After trying it myself, I would be forced to agree with their
results. I found this strain’s effects to be felt in the face, tingly and
droopy eyed; my thought processes became mildly forgetful and “dumbed
up.” Despite my sluggish thinking, my body still had plenty of energy,
and there was minimal couchlock factor. Aside from being a tiny dry, this
sample was perfect in most regards. If looking for something similar try the
Cheese phenotype of Skunk #1 and there is also Blue Cheese, which is crossed
with you guessed it… Blueberry.
Donation: $60 Eighth OZ

